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A Message From Queen Elizabeth II About the American Secession Movement

The American Secession Movement  Has Been Cancelled
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
 
To the Citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.  (You should look up ‘revocation‘ in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Since your independence has been thus revoked, there is no Union from which to secede, therefore cease and desist filing petitions, as they are useless.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.  A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
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1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters,  and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’  Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.  (look up ‘vocabulary’).
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2.  Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.  There is no such thing as U.S. English.  We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.  The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u” and the elimination of  ‘-ize.’
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3.  July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
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4.  You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists.  The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent.  Guns should only be used for shooting grouse.  If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.
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5.  Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler.  Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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6.  All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect.  At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables.  Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
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7.  The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon.  Get used to it.
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8.  You will learn to make real chips.  Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps.  Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
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9.  The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all.  Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of  known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager.  South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer.  They are also part of the British Commonwealth – see what it did for them.  American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys.  Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters.  Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed  with a cheese grater.
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11. You will cease playing American football.  There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer.  Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball.  It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America.  Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.  You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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13. You must tell us who killed JFK.  It’s been driving us mad.
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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
PS:  Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!
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Was The Televised Moon Landing That Americans Watched in 1969 ‘Faked’? What Did Stanley Kubrick Know?

2001's Discovery miniature

A miniature from the making of "2001 Space Odyssey" by Stanley Kubrick

Stanley Kubrick

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I’ve been fascinated with the films of Stanley Kubrick since I was a child. When I saw 2001 Space Odyssey in the movie theatre as a young teen I was hooked forever on Kubrick’s work.I have followed his career all my life, and was grieved to learn that he had died right after makingEyes Wide Shut [ 1999 ], so I have Googled Kubrick from time to time. What I have located has interested me, so I have followed the trail.

One might wonder what a deceased filmmaker has to do with America’s July 20th 1969 historic moon landing. According to many conspiracy theorists, quite a bit, more than you would ever dream. It’s almost impossible to run a search on Stanley Kubrick on Youtube without running into a deep and intricate vein of videos alleging that Kubrick was approached to assist the US government in creating a “motion picture styled” fake moon landing for Americans and the world to watch, while the 50 billion in designated funds for the US space program went into a whole different top secret NASA space program instead. Could this actually be true?

I’m not making any statements one way or another, and I have not decided what I believe, but I wanted to share with readers what I have gathered to date on this topic. This post / page will be updated as I gather more evidence and material. I’d like to add that I have always had one overwhelming question when looking at old Apollo film footage again and again. Where are all the stars?

Numerous fascinating videos explore this topic from all sides:

Excerpts from “Dark Side of the Moon” By William Karel:

Cited:  “Dark Side of the Moon is a French mockumentary by director William Karel which originally aired on Arte in 2002 with the title Opération Lune. The basic premise for the film is the theory that the television footage from the Apollo 11 Moon landing was faked and actually recorded in a studio by the CIA with help from director Stanley Kubrick. It features some surprising guest appearances, most notably by Donald Rumsfeld, Dr. Henry Kissinger, Alexander Haig, Buzz Aldrin and Stanley Kubrick’s widow, Christiane Kubrick.”

This next video clip was banned in the USA but is still available on certain YT channels:

More interesting videos that I have found:

In this next clip the manner in which this fallen astronaut gets back on his feet literally defies the laws of physics…. unless his hidden wires and pulleys were pulled taut enough from above to lift him up off the ground with very little effort on his part. Something just doesn’t look right about the way he gets up in this clip. [ Oh, and once again … where are all the STARS? ]

Watch how this astronaut gets up after a fall as well. Something just doesn’t look right.

I was a professional photographer and ad agency art director for more than 30 years before I retired. I was also a Photoshop expert technician for more than 15 years. What is revealed by this British documentary author in the video below, is just inexcusable stupidity, fakery, forgery and sloppiness, Either NASA is, in fact, now mocking the world in their glossy full color publications, or they have the most brain dead art directors on the planet at the helm, supervising the publication of lunar photography. This is REALLY hard to explain away. Have a look:

The gravity on the lunar surface is only 1/6th of that on earth. Any object tossed with vigor should, therefore, fly six times as far, even more so in that it would be unencumbered by air drag due to the vaccum on the lunar surface. However, in this clip below, the small objects being tossed by these astronauts behave just exactly as they would if they were tossed in the gravity and atmospheric drag on earth. Why?

Read also: Stanley Kubrick Exposed Illuminati Secrets Before He Died

If readers would like to see more of this research posted, sound off in comments and let me know. I have much more video that I can post.

Bizarre Report Circulating of Recent Nuclear Explosions in USA’s Clandestine Underground Tunnel System

A tunnel boring machine that was used at Yucca...

Photo of an underground tunnel boring machine

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I’ve been writing and reporting on a top secret US military underground tunnel complex for years and years.  I first learned of it in the late 1980s / early 1990s while living out in the desert southwest.The Taos Hum” which was investigated by New Mexico [ then  ] Congressman Bill Richardson raised eyebrows and public interest, but no answers to the source of the sound were ever forthcoming. Taos locals were convinced the sound was coming from the ramped up activities of the underground tunnel boring machines used to expand the underground tunnel complex which runs between Dulce New Mexico and Los Alamos Labs. Those machines, which are well documented, are also described in this video below. I am posting this video on the same day that Hurricane Irene is making landfall, so it’s a busy news day. I’ll be back to add more corroborating links and video to this report this evening, so visit the Photonic Portal 2037 site to read the latest update later tonight.

CK Hunter

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Recent Links And UFO Reports From Pindz Media

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European UFO reports are often hard to come by. There are several good media outlets for UFO sightings from the other side of the world, and reports from Pindz Media appear often. Most seem credible, with a few exceptions.

PINDZ MEDIA

PindzMedia

Princess Diana Evidence of Assassination: Jon King on Edge Media TV http://bit.ly/qeV1le

EXCLUSIVE: UFO FLEET LEAVING THE EARTH (FILMED BY NASA OVER AFRICA) http://bit.ly/nS1IOn

Morphing White UFO Ovni 23 March 2011 Video http://bit.ly/mnrpNW

Multiple UFOs Sighted In Moscow Russia 2nd July 2011? http://bit.ly/jCbuOp

UFO’s Filmed In Oral Kazakhstan 3 July 2011 НЛО Uralsk http://bit.ly/jKEx6e

Shiny White UFO 3-7-11 Sighting Caught On Video http://bit.ly/kaiUJS

Orb Armada of UFOs Nebraska July 2, 2011 http://bit.ly/mFBpRW

UFO Fleet Bogota Colombia March 2011? http://bit.ly/kepapZ

HOVERING UFO OVER VAILIXI BOLIVIA 2011 http://bit.ly/le7VMN

SECRET SPACE PROGRAM – RICHARD DOLAN AND PETER LEVENDA http://bit.ly/kjLPP9

17 LOST PYRAMIDS IN KEMET EGYPT FOUND BY NASA SATELLITES http://bit.ly/lhO37v

BIZZARE SHAPED UFO CLEAR CLOSE UP FOOTAGE 2011-06-05 http://bit.ly/jlqdBJ

CHEMVEILS CHEMTRAILS ALIEN CLOAKING TECHNOLOGY 21 JUNE 2011 http://bit.ly/iXeLNP

World War II: The Lost Color Archives (Documentary) http://bit.ly/lnRiGs

UFO Flying Saucer Hover Next To Farmer In Costa Rica http://bit.ly/jnhJGk

UFO Sighting in Cumming Georgia 6/25/2011 http://bit.ly/ivFm9A

UFO Tape Analyzed By Bill George From Lucasarts Special Effects http://bit.ly/jrUtdB

UFO Ovni Sighting Luque Paraguay TV News Video http://bit.ly/m8sYVy

UFOs playing in São Vicente Cape Verde 2011-06-05 http://bit.ly/iIUNtY

ALIEN TECHNOLOGY AT WORK IN SOUTH AMERICA http://bit.ly/kvBJ0d

Bright ‘Mothership’ monitoring Saint Petersburg Russia June 2011 http://bit.ly/j8Dc97

Fiery UFO Mexico 29 June 2011 http://bit.ly/iTaqCv

Bosnian Pyramids Volunteer Summer Camp & Excavations 2011 http://bit.ly/iA7D0p

The Titanic Conspiracy (Full Documentary) http://bit.ly/myppI5

BERLiN Chemtrail ON-OFF Effect Germany http://bit.ly/kozJsS

UFO HIGH SPEED NEAR MISS WITH ANOTHER OBJECT! (HD) WALES JUNE 28TH 2011 http://bit.ly/ip6Y4R

UFO UK New Evidence (2011) NGC Documentary http://bit.ly/jn5Btz

Empire of the City – Ring of Power – Chapter I,II,III http://bit.ly/msJyrk

Real UFO Landing in Canada http://bit.ly/ifpVBk

BREAKING NEWS : Crew on Space Station Forced To Evacuate. Space Debris? http://bit.ly/l9fSjC