Category: Internet Satire

A Message From Queen Elizabeth II About the American Secession Movement

The American Secession Movement  Has Been Cancelled
To the Citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.  (You should look up ‘revocation‘ in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Since your independence has been thus revoked, there is no Union from which to secede, therefore cease and desist filing petitions, as they are useless.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.  A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters,  and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’  Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.  (look up ‘vocabulary’).
2.  Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.  There is no such thing as U.S. English.  We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.  The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u” and the elimination of  ‘-ize.’
3.  July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
4.  You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists.  The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent.  Guns should only be used for shooting grouse.  If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.
5.  Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler.  Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
6.  All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect.  At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables.  Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
7.  The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon.  Get used to it.
8.  You will learn to make real chips.  Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps.  Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
9.  The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all.  Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of  known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager.  South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer.  They are also part of the British Commonwealth – see what it did for them.  American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys.  Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters.  Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed  with a cheese grater.
11. You will cease playing American football.  There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer.  Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
12. Further, you will stop playing baseball.  It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America.  Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.  You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
13. You must tell us who killed JFK.  It’s been driving us mad.
14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
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Citizen Journalist Social Commentary: Video of the Month, March 2011

Copyright 2011-3011 By Chase Kyla Hunter, All Rights Reserved.

Tags: social commentary, political satire, American politics, fascism in the democratic party, signs of political fascism, the Obama nation, the Obama media presidency, mass media social engineering American society, mind control via mass media, how the media elected barack obama

Revenge of the Wikileaks Nerds: Former Staffer to Launch Rival Site “Openleaks”

Copyright 12.10.2010 by Chase Kyla Hunter, re-posts permitted leaving authorship, content and links intact.

Well you knew with the worldwide fame, uproar and incredible celebrity that Julian Assange has accrued from creating Wikileaks, it would most likely happen. A former staffer for Wikileaks will soon create a “Wikileaks knock-off”, Openleaks. It seems there is just no loyalty in the world of spilling dark state secrets into the laptops and living rooms of those curious to know. I’m quite sure that Openleaks creator Daniel Domscheit-Berg is now destined to become one of the most hated men in the online world. Traitor! How many other Wikileak staffers will now follow Daniel’s lead, and also jump ship to swim into their own personal dreams of internet counterculture fame and fortune? Might we soon have dozens of mirror sites cloning the original all over the web, such that the original becomes practically irrelevant, just a historical footnote marking where the internet’s “LEAK” movement began? I’m not so sure that imitation is really the highest form of flattery. Having had something similar to this done to me about, oh, 20 or 30 times in my internet career, when I launched a site, a concept, coined a turn of phrase, connected a specific set of dots, only to find my own work posted on someone else’s website a few days or weeks later, I don’t take too kindly to knock-offs, creativity crooks, and cheap imitations of the original.

No one wants to actually get caught carrying a fake Gucci handbag. But I usually have to confront someone online who has stolen posts off my site, and re-posted them as their own material with no author’s credit, no link back etcetera, at least once a week. “Take down that post, or credit me as the author, you’re busted!” Even though Assange is sitting in a jail cell. and may not be aware of his staffer’s “new internet career” imitating Wikileaks, I’m sure he will be furious when he finds out.

“Stop! Thief! Oh… it’s just those 250,000 US diplomatic cables that I actually stole myself. What the heck? Take ’em. You see where exposing those cables got me lad? They landed me in the slammer. Go ahead, publish to your heart’s content. “

No one really likes or respects a traitor, whether you originally supported what Julian Assange was doing or not. Noting the headline of another article about this event: “The Internet Cannot Be Stopped, Wikileaks defectors About to Launch Openleaks”,

Please, for the love of Emperor Julian, if nothing else…. take off that high and mighty “internet hero” cape you’re wearing, and admit it. You just want to be internet rich, media famous, and get laid by some Hollywood starlet. This all feels like a really lousy episode of the web’s new version of “Entourage.”

Isn’t this all much more about the quest for web notoriety and personal fame than it is about championing the “internet’s new cause” of releasing taboo FED secrets and state cables? Please fellows, stop pretending to take the high road. Umm, excuse me, your motives are showing. You all just want what you perceive Julian Assange to have: global fame and celebrity, not to mention the millions that will pour in from supporters. How utterly shameless can a group of radical activist web geeks get?

I’m coining a new term to describe Daniel Domscheit-Berg and his actions: internet web portal “identity thief”, aka copycat “sludge monger”.

Chase Kyla Hunter


Wikileaks Staffers Defect from “Emperor Assange”, Launch OPENLEAKS

India: Obama Celebrated Hindu Diwali As Irate Americans Fume Over His Cavalier Disregard For US Electorate

Copyright 11.12.2010 By CK Hunter

Is it just me, or is anyone else fuming over Obama’s decision to skip ever so blithely away on an extended an overseas junket in the days right after one of the most significant and historic elections of the last 50 years? WTF? America’s mack-daddy long legs needed to stay home, and soothe his own livid people, not flounce overseas on yet another inflated vacation junket, disguised as a jobs & trade mission. We’re not stupid Mister. We may yet find a way to impeach your decadent ass before 2012. Don’t push the envelope any further than you have already. We are out of work, out of voting energy, out of patience, and we are out of putting up with your bizarre non-presidential behaviors and whoring yourself around on demeaning TV talk shows like some’ out of work actor’. Get a grip man. Make an effort to at least appear as if you understand what “presidential” means!

Boom Boom, jingle jingle, boom: off we all go to India.

 [Obama, sitting on the plane, in his own head: What… those irate American Christian masses – my national constituents – who… them? Let them eat unemployment rations. I’m off to the Taj Mahal to party with the Hindus, Muslims, pay my respects to Buddha and otherwise flee from reality for just a few days longer. Never mind America – pass the Diwali djal and flat bread. They should understand… we even gave them a new pro-India sitcom on NBC, made to order for average American Joes and Janes to try to begin to accept the fact that their old jobs are now PERMANENTLY OUTSOURCED to India. We even named it “OUTSOURCED“. It’s all part of the New World Odor. And I am the President of the New World Odor. Look at me. Weeeee. I get to go to India with a staff of 3,000, just to eat dhal, stroll like a tourist, dance with the Hindu kids, and pretend for just a few days that I am not utterly loathed, hated and despised in the USA where my fake Manchurian presidency is unravelling at it’s make believe seams.]

After the astounding election results, I looked to D.C., expecting to see, for once, some really amazing new resolve and dignified presidential behavior coming out of the former Indoneisan Barry Soetero. I actually had to find out what could possibly, quite suddenly, be so urgently politically important in India that Obama not only took half of Washington D.C. with him on the trip, but took over the entire Taj Mahal hotel complex with his colossally unnecessary travelling entourage. The White House worked hard in the days right before they departed to dispel the rumours that the per day cost of this faux presidential journey would run somewhere between 2 million and 200 million dollars a day, all on the backs of the American people, once again.

I also noted with acid stomach ire that right at the very last minute, after various alternative news outlets had openly speculated about the peculiar timing, cost and perhaps not so necessary need for such a lavish overseas trip, that Obama hastily re-branded the junket as a preplanned  jobs and trade mission. Yeah, right. Liar, liar pants on fire all over again.

Obama and spouse Michelle celebrated the hindu holiday Diwali while they were on their trip, and also visited a Muslim mosque. This does no good at all for Obama’s weak and feeble attempt to convince American voters at home, now and again, that he is, in fact, a real [not another cardboard cut-out] Christian.

How many devout Christians do you know who also celebrate Hindu holy days, or even understand the myriad complex of strange mythological Deities and lesser Gods that Hindus venerate? Some may reply, “when in Rome” , or postulate that it’s all just part of the PR of the overseas journey. But come on! This man has just been given a political high colonic here in the states, by a devoutly Christian and tea party inspired voting public, who turned out in numbers not seen  in 40 years to make a point.

Obama: Pay attention to the American economy, to the need for jobs at home, to the besieged southern US border, to the national hoarse  scream to overturn Obamacare, and to the national bitch slap that you just got from furious American voters to step up to the plate and start behaving like an actual president, not some celebrity on a popularity sprint from TV show to TV show, trying to build ratings.

You are not a damn struggling  sitcom, pleading for better ratings, Barack Obama. You are the f—-king president of the United states of America. Act like it. Your cavalier comportment of the office of the President is embarrassing us all, and you are further embarrassing yourself, daily, and are apparently too politically stupid to even realize it. If I had my way, I would love nothing more than to say to you:

Barack Obama: You are SO fired!!! Pack up and run, don’t walk to the nearest Air Force One and LEAVE, while we are still patient enough not to want to storm D.C. all over again to the tune of 5 million people and torch the White House, just to be rid of you.

CK Hunter

Below, for the enlightenment of readers, are a few videos revealing what Obama did on his grotesquely over-inflated, obscenely ill timed and expensive, overseas “stress management and self esteem re-building” working vacation:

Giant Buddha statue nears completion in India





Do you remember the hysteria of 2008?




To get a stomach turning gutfull of the sinister organization, [formerly named The Lucifer Trust], which is the intellectual and pseudo-religious fountainhead for all UN plans [past, present & future]  to foist and enforce their own version of one world religion onto Americans and the world, visit and study this site: The Lucis Trust.

Every American Christian needs to read and study this site and then read, study and subsribe to my other blog at:

What Facebook is Really For, Beyond the Comic Video’s Opinion

9.14.2010 By CK Hunter

Think twice before you jump onto Facebook like a Pavlovian trained mouse and post some trivial update about your private life every 20 minutes. You have been “socially engineered” to do this very thing by the internet and the American mass media in the past six years. It’s time to break the programming.

By now I am sure many millions more have seen this hilarious cartoon spoof about “what Facebook is for” – well done and I could not agree more with the apparent message in the cartoon. But in researching Facebook a little deeper one finds many disturbing facts that really cannot be explained away, rationalized or justified in the name of so called “social networking.”

In fact, much of what we call “social networking” is simply an elaborate ruse for implementing what I term “social surveillance” – that is the actual real motive and intent behind sites like Facebook and Twitter, in my opinion.

Consider this: What would you need to achieve first if you had been given the complex assignment of convincing every American citizen that the coolest thing to do on earth was to divulge every private fact about their existence into a vast global online database that anyone at anytime could peruse once they had been assigned “friend” status?

You would need to make this activity socially acceptable, you would need to make this activity “cool”, you would most importantly need to make this activity appealing to highly motivated and highly social young people, and eventually, as quickly as you could, you would need to make this activity seem almost mandatory in the social sense. In other words, sooner or later, you would need to enlist the mass media’s help to make it seem that anyone who WAS NOT engaging in the this “online privacy divulging to total strangers” was out of the loop, hopelessly uncool and not worth socializing with anyway, since their private personal facts could not be located in the mega- public database.

Much of what we call “social networking” is simply an elaborate ruse for implementing what I term “social surveillance” – that is the actual real motive and intent behind sites like Facebook and Twitter, in my opinion.

An intelligent outside observer noting and studying the “Facebook” phenomenon cannot help but to observe, that in fact, this is exactly what has been achieved in the last 6 years through Facebook and Twitter. Now consider this fact. The National Clandestine Service, another new and top secret arm of the FED and their many mysterious alphabet 3 letter spy orgs, openly advertises for recruits via Facebook. Doesn’t that bother all you Facebook addicts even just a little bit?

If there is an open doorway in the USA to publicly agreeing to by surveiled while you are online, and studied and poked at while you are offline, then it most definitely coming through Facebook. An entire nation is being openly “socially engineered” psychologically to belive that they have no right to privacy, and that in fact, as Mark Zuckerberg so famously stated, that in the 21st century “privacy is dead.”

Be aware of what you are gradually agreeing to by insidious degrees.

Think twice before you jump onto Facebook like a Pavlovian trained mouse and post some trivial update about your private life every 20 minutes. You have been “socially engineered” to do this very thing by the internet and the American mass media in the past six years. It’s time to break the programming.

Get your privacy back, as best you can, before it’s too late, and you have no rights whatsoever when agents knock on your door at home and just come strolling in, to examine your home and everything in it.

They will be doing this because for the past 6-8 years you have voluntarily posted online every private detail about you and your family, giving up all ownership of that content just as soon as you posted it.

This is an open ended post, as I have written about this topic in the past and I will be posting new and relevent facts that you may or may not know about Facebook as I locate them, along with updating my own past research.

I’ll be updating this post again soon.

CK Hunter

Other Essays I have recently written that include the word “Facebook”:

Is the US Military at War With Their Former Alien Co-Conspirators?


8.31.2010 By CK Hunter  Just recently I have spotted a strange run of news reports concerning eye witnesses who report our US military engaging or firing upon alien craft, specifically triangular black craft, similar to the huge craft that appeared over Phoenix in 1997. Here below is an example of what I am finding. Visit […]

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Illuminati Media Elites Terrified of Sarah Palin’s Leadership & Popularity: Local NBC TV Affiliate in Northern California “Whites Out” Sarah Palin Comments at Glenn Beck’s Washington D.C. Event


8.31.2010 Repost & Commentary By CK Hunter Last summer I wrote heavily about the emerging tea party movement. This summer I stepped away to observe f rom a safer distance, as my concerns about the movement being co-opted (usurped and re-directed by special interests for their own gain) were starting to notice numerous red flags. […]

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A Grisly Conclusion to Hoarding: Missing Woman’s Corpse Found Beneath Pile of Collected Rubbish In Her Own Home


8.31.2010 Re-post By CK Hunter Las Vegas Hoarder Found Dead in Her Cluttered Possessions Hugh Collins Contributor AOL News (Aug. 28) — A Las Vegas woman who had been missing for four months was found buried beneath a mountain of garbage and clutter in her own home. Bill James brought the search for his wife […]

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“Fake It Til You Make It” – Obama’s Tragic First Year & A Half in Office Foretells More Failures to Come


6.11.2010 By Chase Kyla Hunter      22 is the new 12. 32 is the new 22. The Duh generation may tweet with finesse, but they are clueless when it comes to electing qualified presidents.   Never allow children to do what mature adults should be doing instead, such as electing the leader of the free world. Every […]

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The Trial: Rev. David Manning vs. Barack Obama, Usurper to the White House, Illegal US Citizen


The People v. Columbia and Obama trial convenes in Harlem church By Linda Bentley | May 19, 2010   | More I want to make all of you aware of the forces against this house and against this trial, but I believe we will prevail’ The trial, held at ATLAH World Missionary Church in Harlem […]

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GOP & Tea Party Movement Not Exactly A Match Made in Heaven


Sarah Palin 3.20. 2010 By Chase Kyla Hunter I began writing about the emerging tea party national coalition last July 2009. You, know during the “we were all astro-turf” period. I’m glad to see that one year later the rest of the nation’s [ahem, so called] journalists have now awakened from their political Rip Van […]

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AMERICAN SOCIALISM RED ALERT: National Health ID Cards Are A Recipe for RFID Disaster


Image via Wikipedia 3.10.2010 By Chase K. Hunter Supporting Article Re-post Courtesy of Sorcha Faal I’ve been writing and warning readers and American citizens and my neighbors everywhere about the heinous nature of RFID microchipping plans for at least 3 years. Last summer I identified elements hidden in the first Obamacare Plan that called for […]

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Can Implanted Human RFID Chips Be Removed? How Difficult Is it?


Image via Wikipedia Re-posted courtesy of 3.9.2010 I have been looking for medical information on how RFID chips can be surgically removed, for those who for whatever reason, whether unaware of what they are and what they can do, or for a dare, or against their will, or chipped while passed out drunk, or […]

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It Might Be “Fucknutsville” For You Rahm, But For Us It’s Something Else


3.8.2010 By Chase K. Hunter A Few Choice Morsels Pertaining to the Current State of Affair’s in Rahm Emanuel’s “Fucknutsville” The daily headlines about Rahm Emanuel are getting more and more bizarre. That’s never a good sign. Here are just a few that stood out this morning. I  broke out laughing while reading these headlines, […]

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National Healthcare ID Cards A Recipe for Eventual RFID Disaster


Spring 2010 Update By Chase K. Hunter Supporting Article Re-post Courtesy of Sorcha Faal Even though Obama supporters, Pelosi and Reid are all hailing the passage of Obamacare as a victory, it spells their political doom come November 10th 2010. Americans spoke loud and clear in overwhelming numbers this past weekend that they oppose this […]

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The Seven Significant Truth Movements of the 21st Century & The Advent of Global Unity Consciousness


In early 2008 I started writing publicly about certain of my private spiritual experiences. My life had gone through an extraordinary series of changes. I knew I was being “called” and part of this calling included writing about the re-occurring visions that I was being shown by the Holy Spirit. I have had these Spirit […]

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How Facebook and the Iphone Will Lead to Human RFID Chipping in Less Than 10 Years: This Will Happen if Americans Don’t Speak Out NOW.


26% of Americans Now Read News on Their Cell Phones. By CK Hunter 3.3.2010 [ Related article courtesy of] I happen to be one of those old fashioned “weberatis” who spurn reading news on a cell phone for the luxury of enjoying my news on my laptop with a great cup of coffee, a […]

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Catch Fire! Don’t Just Read => Share, Re-post, Educate Your Friends.


2.25.2010  Original Art by Chase Kyla Hunter Re-post from Top 20 Ways to Share a Great Blog Post One of the best things about the web and social media is how much great information is written and produced every single day. If you’re a regular reader of blogs, you probably come across great articles […]

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